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I divided the store
into color-coded zones.

2
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Hey, can you not call us worms?

3
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I like it when you
call us worms.

4
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Yeah, we like it.

5
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[Min] Okay, worms!

6
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-Ooh, she said it again!
-[giggles]

7
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You have your assignments.

8
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And it's imperative
you stick to them.

9
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Woori World is a magnet for
hijinks, hoopla, and malarkey.

10
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This place doesn't deserve
eight hours of our day.

11
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This day...

12
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-[groans]
-This day we break the cycle!

13
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-[all] Yeah.
-This day we organize!

14
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-[all] Yeah!
-This day we strategize!

15
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-[all] Yeah!
-This day we shop!

16
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-In under 45 minutes!
-[all] Yeah!

17
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Normally, I dread grocery day

18
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but this time I planned
for every contingency.

19
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As long as everyone
stays on task,

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nothing can go wrong.

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♪ upbeat theme song playing ♪

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♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

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♪♪ Together, we can't lose ♪♪

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♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

25
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[echoes]

26
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[Min] Family formation!

27
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Welcome to Woori World.

28
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Okay, everyone, remember...

29
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stick to your lists.

30
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-Oh, free samples!
-Candy time!

31
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-Free Willy!
-No! Will!

32
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Hey. Employee locker room
is that way.

33
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What?
No. I don't work here, man.

34
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[Will] Okay, come on, Will.

35
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No, not that one. Maybe...

36
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Make a decision.

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Know what?
I'll just get hot dogs.

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[Jonathan] Min? Min-ju Pak?

39
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My ex from a memorable time
in both of our young lives?

40
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Jonathan. Wow, it's been ages.
How are you?

41
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Oh, you know.

42
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Enjoying your
Woori World experience?

43
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Yeah. Besides the freezing AC.

44
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Classic Jonathan.

45
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[laughs]

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♪ tense music plays ♪

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Flirting with my wife
behind my back to my face?!

48
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You think I'm that insecure?

49
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[breathing heavily]

50
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You think
you're better than me?!

51
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[laughs] Yeah, baby!

52
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Ooh, blanket weenies.

53
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[munches]

54
00:02:01,572 --> 00:02:02,873
Ho-ho, yeah!

55
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Dubble Dumplinzz!
Don't mind if I--

56
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Hey!

57
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Sorry, dear. New store policy.

58
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One free sample per customer.

59
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One total? That's outrageous!

60
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You'll hear from my mother.
She used to be a lawyer.

61
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And my brother is
an investigative documentarian.

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He'll expose your--

63
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Ow! Ah! Fine!

64
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Give me those dumplings!

65
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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Sample tyrant!

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-[huffing]
-[munching nearby]

68
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Huh? Guess Halmoni only
got one sample too.

69
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Wait, what?!

70
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Multiple samples?

71
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I don't know what kind of scheme
Halmoni is pulling this time,

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but I want in.

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She's crafty, cunning,

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and totally ruthless.

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Honestly? A role model.

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Okay. Last item. Mayo.

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-Mayonnaise.
-[clattering]

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Who stocks this place?

79
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Problem is,
nobody has pride anymore.

80
00:03:03,534 --> 00:03:05,903
Problem is, nobody knows
how to work anymore.

81
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Excuse me? Do you know
where the hallabong is?

82
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Oh, no. I'm just tidying up.
I don't work here.

83
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-Aisle 3.
-Thank you, small employee.

84
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Why does everyone think
I work here?

85
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What, you gotta be an employee
to organize a space?

86
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You gotta be an employee
to help people?

87
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You gotta be an employee
to care about sanitation?

88
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It's not my fault nobody
enforces child labor laws.

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♪ tense music plays ♪

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[Min grunts]

91
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Sauce. Yeah!

92
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Chompee Lemon-Lime Goblins!
[grunts]

93
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Noodles!

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[Min gasps] Last one!

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Hi-yah! I can't believe
I got it!

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-So far so good.
-[woman] Excuse me, lady.

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[sighs deeply] I knew things
were going too smoothly.

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Let me guess? You saw it first?

99
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Well, too bad for you.

100
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-These noodles are mine!
-What?

101
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I just wanted to know
about your skincare routine

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'cause you are glowing, girl.

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-Wait, are you a model?
-[camera shutter clicking]

104
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Oh, pfft!

105
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[giggles] No! No, no, no.

106
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Uh, I did.
I used to be a model, though.

107
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I did. [chuckles]

108
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Then, you know, law school,

109
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and Lily, and...

110
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Will...

111
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-Oh, hold on.
-You clown!

112
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Perfect, buff, effervescent,
Min's ex-boyfriend clown!

113
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Our feud is about to boil over.

114
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Ooh, that sounds cool.

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[pants, grunts]

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Jonathan, your stew is cooked!

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I mean, boiled is how...

118
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Your goose is... [grunts]

119
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Nobody is leaving here
until we settle this!

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[pants]

121
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Oh, hey, Will.

122
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Looks like you might've
trapped us in here.

123
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Freezer locks from the outside,
you know.

124
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Trapped? Oh, no, no, no.
My family will abandon me.

125
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Min will marry a new husband.

126
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[grunts]

127
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Help! I'm trapped
with my wife's incredible ex!

128
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-[music playing in earphones]
-[Will crying]

129
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[crying continues]

130
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You did this!

131
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[exhales] What's up?

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Stay away from my family--
[screams]

133
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-[high-pitched ringing]
-[Jonathan] Will?

134
00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,023
Will?

135
00:05:06,123 --> 00:05:08,559
Gotta watch your step, bud.

136
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Daddy?

137
00:05:09,459 --> 00:05:13,097
I like Will. Funny guy.

138
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Halmoni, how'd you score
the samples?

139
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I tried all my usual tricks,
but nothing worked.

140
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You have lot to learn.

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Teach me.

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You think you're ready
to know the truth?

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Because once you know,

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you cannot un-know

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and it will change you forever.

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It's very simple.

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Everybody think children
and old people are helpless.

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Think about that
and you can get anything.

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Wow. I think I got everything
on my list.

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Ooh.
A little break wouldn't hurt.

151
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-[chair vibrating]
-Ah!

152
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[slurps, sighs]

153
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I had this place all wrong.

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[burps]
It really can be drama-free.

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-[Will shivers]
-Hang in there, Will.

156
00:06:05,482 --> 00:06:07,651
I'll have a fire going
in no time.

157
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Just-just stay on your side,
Jonathan!

158
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I don't need your warm,
comforting fire.

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You got it, Big Dub.

160
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And stop calling me Big Dub!

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Come on over, Big Dub!

162
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Oh, you'd love that,
wouldn't you?

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A perfect ex-boyfriend
in repose,

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and me, some pathetic worm?

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-What?
-[scoffs]

166
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Well, you know what, Jonathan?

167
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This is Will Wylde!

168
00:06:34,678 --> 00:06:35,779
This is he!

169
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This is he!

170
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[pants]

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Will, I hear you and I see you.

172
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You do?

173
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Help! Oh, help!

174
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I can't find my parents!

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I'm lost and scared and hungry.

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[British accent]
And those mean employees

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won't give me a bit to sup on!

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Or a tuppence for the payphone.

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[Halmoni] You sound British.

180
00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,810
-Take my sample.
-I'll give you mine!

181
00:07:06,910 --> 00:07:10,910
I had no idea being a kid
was such a cheat code.

182
00:07:11,882 --> 00:07:12,783
I'm gonna be a problem.

183
00:07:12,883 --> 00:07:15,285
Sample supply does not
match our projections.

184
00:07:15,385 --> 00:07:18,455
Someone is breaking
the one-per-person policy.

185
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[sighs] This is all I need.

186
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Got corporate breathing
down my neck,

187
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and now we're
bleeding inventory.

188
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-[beeps]
-[groans]

189
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Security, keep an eye out for
an old woman and a young girl

190
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possibly running
a free sample grift.

191
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[security guard] Sir, yes, sir!
I won't let you down, sir!

192
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[sighs] Just hold out
for the pension, Jack.

193
00:07:34,404 --> 00:07:37,207
So, Jonathan, my problem
isn't you at all.

194
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It's me projecting
my fears on you

195
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to avoid my own insecurity.

196
00:07:42,946 --> 00:07:45,816
Will, can I tell you a secret?

197
00:07:45,916 --> 00:07:47,885
I'm so happy you're with Min.

198
00:07:47,985 --> 00:07:48,952
Really?

199
00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,655
Can I tell you a secret?

200
00:07:51,755 --> 00:07:52,723
Yeah?

201
00:07:52,823 --> 00:07:55,392
I'm so happy we're friends.

202
00:07:55,492 --> 00:07:56,560
Me too.

203
00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:58,495
-Boop.
-[Jack] Hey!

204
00:07:58,595 --> 00:07:59,763
[groans]

205
00:07:59,863 --> 00:08:01,331
[Lily laughs]

206
00:08:01,431 --> 00:08:01,832
Hmm.

207
00:08:01,932 --> 00:08:03,767
Spicy cocktail shrimp and...

208
00:08:03,867 --> 00:08:05,369
two honey almonds.

209
00:08:05,469 --> 00:08:08,372
-Three spicy cocktail shrimp.
-Three?

210
00:08:08,472 --> 00:08:09,406
I know we're hustlin' out here

211
00:08:09,506 --> 00:08:11,308
but you ain't runnin' game
on me.

212
00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:11,875
[clears throat]

213
00:08:11,975 --> 00:08:15,612
You have a receipt
for those items?

214
00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,414
-[sobs]
-Oh, what is this?

215
00:08:17,514 --> 00:08:18,949
I have a bad memory.

216
00:08:19,049 --> 00:08:20,851
-[sobs]
-[in British accent] Ayo, Bobby.

217
00:08:20,951 --> 00:08:24,722
'Av you seen me mummy and daddy?

218
00:08:24,822 --> 00:08:25,823
You know, you remind me

219
00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:29,923
of my young daughter
and elderly mother.

220
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I strongly dislike

221
00:08:31,829 --> 00:08:33,797
my young daughter
and elderly mother!

222
00:08:33,897 --> 00:08:35,933
-Run, granddaughter!
-Hey!

223
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No running in the store!

224
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[both groan]

225
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Halt!

226
00:08:40,904 --> 00:08:43,907
We got a 10-5.
Two suspects in foot pursuit.

227
00:08:44,007 --> 00:08:47,478
One young girl
and one very old woman.

228
00:08:47,578 --> 00:08:49,279
Why do you have a code for that?

229
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Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!

230
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[grunts] I'm cut off.

231
00:08:54,985 --> 00:08:56,453
I'm gonna have
to go cross-aisle.

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[sighs] I can't believe I have
to say this

233
00:08:58,489 --> 00:09:01,358
but you can't build fires
in the walk-in freezer!

234
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,893
-Yes, sir.
-Sorry, sir.

235
00:09:02,993 --> 00:09:05,262
Out of the way! Out of the way!

236
00:09:05,362 --> 00:09:06,697
Whoa, stop! Stop!

237
00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:07,498
We can't.

238
00:09:07,598 --> 00:09:09,333
Yeah, we're kinda in a rhythm!

239
00:09:09,433 --> 00:09:11,001
You're coming in too hot. Stop.

240
00:09:11,101 --> 00:09:14,271
[distorted voice] We can't!

241
00:09:14,371 --> 00:09:16,707
[distorted voice] Slow down!

242
00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,442
[normal voice] Stop!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

243
00:09:18,542 --> 00:09:20,511
-[Lily grunts]
-Will!

244
00:09:20,611 --> 00:09:22,913
Jonathan!

245
00:09:23,013 --> 00:09:25,983
[groans] I'm okay!

246
00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:27,384
[laughs]

247
00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,919
I have you now!

248
00:09:29,019 --> 00:09:29,787
[gasps]

249
00:09:29,887 --> 00:09:31,355
♪ tense musical sting ♪

250
00:09:31,455 --> 00:09:34,758
This is at least $10 in damages.

251
00:09:34,858 --> 00:09:37,361
Who's responsible for this?

252
00:09:37,461 --> 00:09:38,429
So, I guess in a way,

253
00:09:38,529 --> 00:09:41,999
you could say society
is responsible. [chuckles]

254
00:09:42,099 --> 00:09:43,667
How dare you accuse me!

255
00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,736
I've given my life
to this company.

256
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,404
I'll have your badge for this!

257
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,439
I'm a minor, so legally,

258
00:09:48,539 --> 00:09:52,539
my guardian is responsible
for my alleged actions...

259
00:09:52,976 --> 00:09:53,777
[sucks teeth]

260
00:09:53,877 --> 00:09:55,412
...which I also deny fully.

261
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,414
I'm just a small fish.

262
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,716
Simple foot soldier.

263
00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,985
You want big fish?

264
00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:03,854
The ring leader?

265
00:10:03,954 --> 00:10:05,022
I had a lovely day.

266
00:10:05,122 --> 00:10:07,024
Heck, I might start
coming here for fun.

267
00:10:07,124 --> 00:10:10,060
So you don't deny you planned
this whole trip?

268
00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,663
-Oversaw every detail?
-Correct.

269
00:10:12,763 --> 00:10:14,631
And that you are
responsible for

270
00:10:14,731 --> 00:10:18,731
and/or associated with
Will, Jack, Lily, and Halmoni?

271
00:10:19,937 --> 00:10:20,471
Sure?

272
00:10:20,571 --> 00:10:24,571
And therefore orchestrated
this heinous crime?

273
00:10:24,908 --> 00:10:25,943
Could you repeat that last part?

274
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:29,580
Let's hope you like Woori World
as much as you say you do

275
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,416
'cause you're gonna be here
a long time.

276
00:10:32,516 --> 00:10:33,650
[Jonathan and Will]
Min! Min! Min!

277
00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,052
-Wait up, Big Dub!
-Can me and Jonathan

278
00:10:35,152 --> 00:10:36,720
play in the store
a little longer?

279
00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:38,088
We promise we'll be good.

280
00:10:38,188 --> 00:10:40,758
Uh, you're adults, so...

281
00:10:40,858 --> 00:10:41,892
do whatever you want?

282
00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:42,793
[both] Alright!

283
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,428
-[Jonathan and Will laugh]
-[sighs]

284
00:10:44,528 --> 00:10:46,897
What, do I got
two husbands now?

285
00:10:46,997 --> 00:10:47,664
Two husbands?

286
00:10:47,764 --> 00:10:49,967
Well, I think
that's punishment enough.

287
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,068
♪ funky theme music plays ♪

288
00:10:51,168 --> 00:10:54,938
[announcer] My Two Husbands.
6:00, 5:00 Central.

289
00:10:55,038 --> 00:10:56,507
Only on Nick at Nite.

290
00:10:56,607 --> 00:10:57,741
[security guard] Now that's

291
00:10:57,841 --> 00:11:01,678
too many husbands!

292
00:11:01,778 --> 00:11:05,778
[eerie, otherworldly music
playing]

293
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:10,750
[coughs]

294
00:11:12,856 --> 00:11:14,591
[silence]

295
00:11:14,691 --> 00:11:15,793
Wait. [echoes]

296
00:11:15,893 --> 00:11:17,628
This isn't Earth.

297
00:11:17,728 --> 00:11:21,031
[screams]

298
00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:23,634
[projector powers down]

299
00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:27,671
♪ mellow music plays ♪

300
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,440
Yes! Yes!

301
00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:30,641
Oh, my!

302
00:11:30,741 --> 00:11:31,442
What a movie.

303
00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:34,545
It really takes the genre
and turns it on its head.

304
00:11:34,645 --> 00:11:36,480
The metatextual commentary,

305
00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:38,816
those long, extended silences,

306
00:11:38,916 --> 00:11:39,983
the open-ended finale.

307
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,185
I don't have much in this world,

308
00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:44,455
but I do have a copy
of A Silent Land on DVD.

309
00:11:44,555 --> 00:11:47,558
It's just that good.
I can't live without it!

310
00:11:47,658 --> 00:11:50,060
Have you seen the sequel?

311
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:50,761
The what?

312
00:11:50,861 --> 00:11:52,162
They made A Silent Land 2

313
00:11:52,262 --> 00:11:53,664
five years later.

314
00:11:53,764 --> 00:11:54,998
You didn't know?

315
00:11:55,098 --> 00:11:56,200
I-I...

316
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,868
I didn't. [sobbing]

317
00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,436
Well, kid, you're in luck.

318
00:11:59,536 --> 00:12:02,206
There's a pop-up down the street
today selling rare DVDs.

319
00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:04,475
Rumor has it they've got
A Silent Land 2.

320
00:12:04,575 --> 00:12:06,777
[gasps] If the first one's
any indication,

321
00:12:06,877 --> 00:12:09,947
the second one could be
the greatest film ever made!

322
00:12:10,047 --> 00:12:12,049
I won't forget
what you've done for me.

323
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,718
-Ooh!
-[cheers]

324
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,621
Wasn't that pop-up yesterday?

325
00:12:17,721 --> 00:12:18,455
Oops.

326
00:12:18,555 --> 00:12:22,555
[hums] Just packing up here.

327
00:12:22,893 --> 00:12:26,497
-Getting in my car.
-[car starting]

328
00:12:26,597 --> 00:12:27,998
[sighs] What am I doing?

329
00:12:28,098 --> 00:12:28,699
I'm Jack.

330
00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:31,235
I never needed material things
to feel complete.

331
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:35,335
I'm better off without it.
[laughs nervously]

332
00:12:35,973 --> 00:12:38,809
[Jack grunts] Movie...

333
00:12:38,909 --> 00:12:41,078
[grunts] I gotta have it.

334
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:41,845
[moans]

335
00:12:41,945 --> 00:12:44,548
-♪ eerie music playing ♪
-Incomplete. [echoes]

336
00:12:44,648 --> 00:12:46,850
Gotta get it. Sequel.

337
00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:50,654
Incomplete.

338
00:12:50,754 --> 00:12:51,588
Jack!

339
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,090
[screams]

340
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,793
[panting]

341
00:12:55,893 --> 00:12:56,960
I'm not better off!

342
00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,562
♪ upbeat theme music playing ♪

343
00:12:58,662 --> 00:12:59,997
♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

344
00:13:00,097 --> 00:13:04,097
♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

345
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,136
♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

346
00:13:06,236 --> 00:13:07,271
[echoes]

347
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,273
[Jack grunts]

348
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,040
[grunts, pants]

349
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:12,009
Hello, I need to obtain
the name and address

350
00:13:12,109 --> 00:13:13,877
of the individual who purchased
the DVD

351
00:13:13,977 --> 00:13:16,747
of A Silent Land 2 (1986).

352
00:13:16,847 --> 00:13:17,815
Oh, yes.

353
00:13:17,915 --> 00:13:19,183
A beast of a man.

354
00:13:19,283 --> 00:13:20,284
Terrible hygiene.

355
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:24,384
Disheveled and unkempt.
IQ of a rock.

356
00:13:24,855 --> 00:13:26,824
Oh, Chuck. Thanks.

357
00:13:26,924 --> 00:13:28,726
-[Lily hums]
-[Jack pants]

358
00:13:28,826 --> 00:13:31,095
-Oh.
-[panting continues]

359
00:13:31,195 --> 00:13:32,196
Where are you going, Jack?

360
00:13:32,296 --> 00:13:33,197
Going to Chuck's for a DVD.

361
00:13:33,297 --> 00:13:35,833
Then why are you walking so fast
and looking so--

362
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:37,034
[distorted]
It will complete me.

363
00:13:37,134 --> 00:13:39,136
Huh. That doesn't sound
like you at all.

364
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:42,706
Whatever happened to not being
attached to material things?

365
00:13:42,806 --> 00:13:44,641
Old Jack didn't understand, Lil.

366
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,276
How could you love
something completely

367
00:13:46,376 --> 00:13:48,278
without seeing all
of its sequels?

368
00:13:48,378 --> 00:13:52,149
Whoa! Collector Jack is weird
and cool! I like it!

369
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:55,986
Chuck, you got that DVD at
the Rare Film Pop-up yesterday

370
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:56,820
and I need it.

371
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:57,921
Just name your price.

372
00:13:58,021 --> 00:13:59,623
I'll do anything.

373
00:13:59,723 --> 00:14:02,626
[chuckles] Oh, yeah, sure.
Come on in, man.

374
00:14:02,726 --> 00:14:03,293
[both] Huh?

375
00:14:03,393 --> 00:14:04,294
Uh, that was easy.

376
00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:06,230
Yeah, auctions are my jam.

377
00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:07,564
Bidding on things, you know.

378
00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:09,266
I'm not even sure
what they are sometimes.

379
00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:12,102
I just like bidding
but, you know, whatever.

380
00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:12,970
Here it is!

381
00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:15,139
Hey, that's not the DVD.

382
00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:16,707
Oh, wow. Sorry, boy Lil.

383
00:14:16,807 --> 00:14:20,577
You must be talking about
the DVD I lost in the card game.

384
00:14:20,677 --> 00:14:23,046
Stop wasting our time
and tell us who's got it!

385
00:14:23,146 --> 00:14:26,116
Okay, but look, first,
just hear me out.

386
00:14:26,216 --> 00:14:29,787
You can't go chasing waterfalls.

387
00:14:29,887 --> 00:14:30,721
[both] Huh?

388
00:14:30,821 --> 00:14:32,122
You can go on the hike

389
00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:34,625
and you can check out the falls,

390
00:14:34,725 --> 00:14:36,160
but don't try takin' 'em home

391
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:39,029
'cause your pockets
will get really wet.

392
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,631
Uh, still a little...

393
00:14:40,731 --> 00:14:42,833
I'm talking collectionism, man.

394
00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:43,834
Don't get in too deep

395
00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:46,837
or all this stuff
will ruin your life,

396
00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:47,971
and you wake up one day

397
00:14:48,071 --> 00:14:51,208
and you live in a prison
of unusable objects

398
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,776
and relics from your past.

399
00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:54,711
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Name and address, please.

400
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:58,615
Alright.
Go to the Boba Get after hours,

401
00:14:58,715 --> 00:15:02,715
knock three times,
ask for Vlad.

402
00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,155
[laughter]

403
00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:07,091
[indistinct chatter]

404
00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:09,126
-All mine, baby!
-[laughs]

405
00:15:09,226 --> 00:15:11,028
-[knocks on door]
-Huh?

406
00:15:11,128 --> 00:15:12,329
[Vlad] Ah. Wee children.

407
00:15:12,429 --> 00:15:14,364
[both] Good evening, comrades.

408
00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:16,200
Brought in any
big scores lately?

409
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:20,270
Like a DVD
of A Silent Land 2 (1986)?

410
00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:21,905
Oh, the silly movie!

411
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,174
It has already been sold.

412
00:15:24,274 --> 00:15:25,876
I can tell you who I sold it to.

413
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:28,812
But nothing in this world
is free.

414
00:15:28,912 --> 00:15:30,748
-[whimpers]
-[sniffs, laughs]

415
00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:33,417
-[screams]
-I want that gold tooth!

416
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,752
[laughs]

417
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:38,789
That baby would fetch
a pretty penny in my circles.

418
00:15:38,889 --> 00:15:40,991
Uh... Uh, play me for it?

419
00:15:41,091 --> 00:15:43,026
I win, you tell me
who has the DVD

420
00:15:43,126 --> 00:15:45,195
and you win,
and you get my tooth?

421
00:15:45,295 --> 00:15:49,199
Hm. He wants to play,
let him play.

422
00:15:49,299 --> 00:15:52,369
♪ dramatic instrumental music ♪

423
00:15:52,469 --> 00:15:53,303
What the heck am I--

424
00:15:53,403 --> 00:15:56,140
Don't worry,
it's very simple card game.

425
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,743
Even a baby could play.
[chuckles]

426
00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:01,678
Uh... okay.

427
00:16:01,778 --> 00:16:02,780
Jack, what are you doing?

428
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,715
Do you even know
how to play this game?

429
00:16:04,815 --> 00:16:06,150
I'm sure I can figure it out.

430
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,285
No way he'll figure it out.

431
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,254
That gold tooth is mine.

432
00:16:10,354 --> 00:16:12,022
[laughter]

433
00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:13,991
So does this look right?

434
00:16:14,091 --> 00:16:15,059
[gasp]

435
00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:16,126
[both] He won?

436
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,227
How'd you do that?

437
00:16:17,327 --> 00:16:19,129
[scoffs]
I'm one-take Jack, remember?

438
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:22,833
So how about that name, huh?
Who's got my DVD?

439
00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:24,268
Okay, okay.

440
00:16:24,368 --> 00:16:26,303
But not here.

441
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:29,206
Hmm.

442
00:16:29,306 --> 00:16:30,841
Okay, I must warn you.

443
00:16:30,941 --> 00:16:34,044
The man with your DVD
is no ordinary collector.

444
00:16:34,144 --> 00:16:37,047
He is the bogeyman
of the rarities market.

445
00:16:37,147 --> 00:16:40,484
He sold his soul in the name
of the ultimate collection.

446
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:44,584
And he'll stop at nothing
to get what he wants.

447
00:16:45,355 --> 00:16:48,058
Jack, it's just like Chuck said.

448
00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:49,093
What's his name?

449
00:16:49,193 --> 00:16:51,361
The name is Vault.

450
00:16:51,461 --> 00:16:53,797
Vault Whizzknee!

451
00:16:53,897 --> 00:16:55,466
♪ ominous music plays ♪

452
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:56,467
Great. Thanks.

453
00:16:56,567 --> 00:17:00,037
-[Jack panting]
-[Lily] Jack?

454
00:17:00,137 --> 00:17:01,739
Jack!

455
00:17:01,839 --> 00:17:02,773
Jack, stop!

456
00:17:02,873 --> 00:17:03,874
Jack, this isn't you.

457
00:17:03,974 --> 00:17:06,410
You don't even care
about material stuff.

458
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:07,311
You don't understand.

459
00:17:07,411 --> 00:17:09,279
We live in a world
of hard truths

460
00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:10,247
and disappointments.

461
00:17:10,347 --> 00:17:12,216
To persevere, we must hold on

462
00:17:12,316 --> 00:17:13,417
to the things we love.

463
00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,018
And if we're able to accumulate

464
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:15,919
enough things we love,

465
00:17:16,019 --> 00:17:18,222
those hard truths
and disappointments

466
00:17:18,322 --> 00:17:19,523
might not hurt as much.

467
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:20,524
Plus we're already here.

468
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:22,793
-[Lily] Huh?
-[wolf howls]

469
00:17:22,893 --> 00:17:25,162
Come on, Jack.
This has gone far enough.

470
00:17:25,262 --> 00:17:26,263
If you don't drop this now,

471
00:17:26,363 --> 00:17:28,399
-I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad.
-[doorbell dings]

472
00:17:28,499 --> 00:17:30,134
-[Jack gasps]
-Huh?

473
00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:32,269
Huh? Where did you go?

474
00:17:32,369 --> 00:17:36,369
[screams]

475
00:17:36,507 --> 00:17:37,474
What is this place?

476
00:17:37,574 --> 00:17:40,344
[maniacal laughter echoing]

477
00:17:40,444 --> 00:17:43,013
[whimpers]

478
00:17:43,113 --> 00:17:45,382
Welcome to my domain.

479
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,819
-[whimpers] Who are you?
-[laughs maniacally]

480
00:17:48,919 --> 00:17:51,355
My name is of no importance.

481
00:17:51,455 --> 00:17:54,358
Oh! You're that Vault guy.

482
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,060
Huh? I...

483
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,495
I am that Vault guy.

484
00:17:58,595 --> 00:18:01,899
And this is my collection!

485
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:05,169
[Jack] Oh, my stars!
Look at that film library!

486
00:18:05,269 --> 00:18:06,870
The props and the toys.

487
00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:10,841
This is the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.

488
00:18:10,941 --> 00:18:12,376
Ooh. [chuckles]

489
00:18:12,476 --> 00:18:15,446
Could it be that you are
also a collector?

490
00:18:15,546 --> 00:18:18,148
Oh. [laughs sheepishly]

491
00:18:18,248 --> 00:18:18,982
Maybe. [chuckles]

492
00:18:19,082 --> 00:18:21,318
And I need your copy
of A Silent Land 2 (1986)

493
00:18:21,418 --> 00:18:24,288
to complete
my very first DVD collection!

494
00:18:24,388 --> 00:18:25,889
Hmm...

495
00:18:25,989 --> 00:18:27,891
[laughs] It is yours.

496
00:18:27,991 --> 00:18:29,259
Under one condition.

497
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,196
Follow me and I will explain.

498
00:18:32,296 --> 00:18:33,997
Hmm...

499
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:34,531
Yeah, okay.

500
00:18:34,631 --> 00:18:36,567
I started, like all collectors,

501
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,603
a trilogy here,
a full season there.

502
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,172
Then came the toys. The props.

503
00:18:42,272 --> 00:18:45,008
Until soon,
I was collecting everything

504
00:18:45,108 --> 00:18:47,945
I could possibly get
my hands on.

505
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,613
Whoa! It's a house.

506
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,916
I built this entire vault
around my childhood home

507
00:18:53,016 --> 00:18:57,016
so that it would remain
as it always was forever.

508
00:18:58,422 --> 00:19:01,058
Wow. So you collect
all sorts of stuff.

509
00:19:01,158 --> 00:19:05,158
And that brings me
to the DVD you desire.

510
00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:08,132
A Silent Land 2.

511
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:11,101
Now that you've entered
my sanctuary,

512
00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:12,236
it belongs to you.

513
00:19:12,336 --> 00:19:14,905
But also you belong to it!

514
00:19:15,005 --> 00:19:16,340
Part of the permanent
collection,

515
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,309
for anything
that enters Vault's Vault

516
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,178
may never leave!

517
00:19:21,278 --> 00:19:22,246
[laughs maniacally]

518
00:19:22,346 --> 00:19:23,914
So we can watch the movie?

519
00:19:24,014 --> 00:19:25,082
Oh... Uh... I guess so.

520
00:19:25,182 --> 00:19:28,385
I usually just leave things
in their packaging but...

521
00:19:28,485 --> 00:19:29,486
-Oh! Oh!
-Yeah!

522
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,189
Come on, Vault.
Where should we watch?

523
00:19:32,289 --> 00:19:34,191
We sit here.

524
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,060
Okay. Where's the TV?

525
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,661
Over there.

526
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,563
Kinda far and kinda small.

527
00:19:39,663 --> 00:19:42,499
Just as it always has been.

528
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,635
Remind me what happened
in the first film.

529
00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:46,503
It's hard to remember
these things

530
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,072
when you have no one
to discuss with.

531
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:51,308
Well, yeah, the first one is
about this guy named Jim.

532
00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:53,010
And he's, like, the only guy
in the world

533
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,979
and everything is normal
except nothing makes sound.

534
00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:58,082
He can make sound
but nothing else does.

535
00:19:58,182 --> 00:20:01,652
And at the end, he's like,
"Well, this isn't Earth."

536
00:20:01,752 --> 00:20:05,556
Ooh! Well, now I'm excited. Oh.

537
00:20:05,656 --> 00:20:07,024
[birds squawking]

538
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,593
[eerie music plays on TV]

539
00:20:09,693 --> 00:20:10,961
Wait.

540
00:20:11,061 --> 00:20:13,931
[tapping sound]

541
00:20:14,031 --> 00:20:18,031
So I guess this is Earth.

542
00:20:18,268 --> 00:20:20,304
Well, that completely
ended everything

543
00:20:20,404 --> 00:20:21,705
I loved about the original.

544
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,208
Yeah. It was not good.

545
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:28,011
So, Vault, when you say
I can never leave...

546
00:20:28,111 --> 00:20:30,414
Well, I figured
the unusable objects

547
00:20:30,514 --> 00:20:31,381
and relics from my past

548
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,450
would be all the company
I ever needed.

549
00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:36,653
So I didn't design an exit.

550
00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:40,753
I guess it's sort of like
I built my own... prison.

551
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:44,495
-[laughs]
-[chuckles] Oh. Cool.

552
00:20:44,595 --> 00:20:45,229
Yeah.

553
00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:46,697
[chuckles nervously]

554
00:20:46,797 --> 00:20:49,533
No... way... out.

555
00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:51,168
[hyperventilates]

556
00:20:51,268 --> 00:20:54,071
Chuck told me this would happen,
but I didn't believe him.

557
00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:56,673
I've made a huge mistake.
This can't be my life.

558
00:20:56,773 --> 00:21:00,773
Yes. Suddenly it doesn't seem
so great to me either.

559
00:21:01,111 --> 00:21:03,213
What have I been doing
all this time?

560
00:21:03,313 --> 00:21:05,582
-I... I...
-I... I...

561
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,651
[both] I gotta get out of here!

562
00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:08,685
[screaming]

563
00:21:08,785 --> 00:21:11,588
[Jack] Help! Help!
Somebody help!

564
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:14,525
[screaming continues]

565
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:17,394
[crackling]

566
00:21:17,494 --> 00:21:20,064
[both] Huh?

567
00:21:20,164 --> 00:21:21,999
[all] We're here to save you!

568
00:21:22,099 --> 00:21:26,036
My house! My things!

569
00:21:26,136 --> 00:21:28,372
[both] We're free!

570
00:21:28,472 --> 00:21:29,473
[car starting]

571
00:21:29,573 --> 00:21:30,441
[tires screeching]

572
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:33,544
♪ triumphant music playing ♪

573
00:21:33,644 --> 00:21:36,613
[all cheering]

574
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:37,781
[Lily] Yeah!

575
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,250
[Jack and Lily grunting]

576
00:21:40,350 --> 00:21:43,053
Nice to see normal Jack is back.

577
00:21:43,153 --> 00:21:44,655
Collector Jack was a bit much.

578
00:21:44,755 --> 00:21:48,025
To think, I was ready to give up
the outside world

579
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,294
for a movie I don't even like.

580
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:51,462
That's funny.

581
00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:53,163
Hey, Vault! You're up!

582
00:21:53,263 --> 00:21:55,432
Yay! New experiences!

583
00:21:55,532 --> 00:21:57,167
I'm gonna hit a home--

584
00:21:57,267 --> 00:21:58,469
-[sizzling]
-[screams]

585
00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:02,569
The sun! It's so bright!

586
00:22:03,841 --> 00:22:07,841
♪ upbeat theme music playing ♪

587
00:22:14,284 --> 00:22:15,786
♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

588
00:22:15,886 --> 00:22:19,886
♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

589
00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:23,193
♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪

590
00:22:23,293 --> 00:22:24,795
♪♪ Me and you ♪♪

591
00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:28,895
♪♪ Together we can't lose ♪♪

592
00:22:29,399 --> 00:22:33,399
♪♪ Me and you, me and you ♪♪